Next Season on Dancing with the Stars

Here's who I think would be great on Dancing with the Stars:

1. Courtney Love - her pale, bruised body would look fabulous in a ball gown. Hey, they have a 5-second delay, right?

2. Danny Devito - I wanna see this fat little bastard do the quick-step

3. Rob Zombie - in a tuxedo? Doing the mambo?

4. Rosie O'Donnell - picture it. Picture it again.

5. RuPaul - think of the possibilities.

6. Tom Green - because I hate him, and there's a chance someone will kick the crap out of him on live TV.

7. Mike Tyson - I wanna see his reaction when one of the judges criticizes his technique

8. Pamela Anderson - I hope one of her boobs flops out of her dress.

9. Jenna Jameson - Gotta have at least ONE pornstar.

10. Jesus Christ - If he can walk on water, I bet he can do a mean Pasa Doble.

11. George W. Bush - for the same reason as 6.

12. Paul Reubens (Pee Wee) - Tequila!