Just as Cowboy Curtis asked Jambi for a pair of pajamas for the sleepover, I too have a wish...or two. I will not waste Jambi's time with silly requests.
- Make the jackass engineer, who talks slow and wears short-sleeved button downs take a nasty spill down the stairs today.
- Tell the girl with the orange tan she is ugly and should stop wearing white pumps.
- Leave burns on the skin of those who sport a Tommy Bahama shirt.
- Give me a unicorn so Harms and I can take a ride to the Galleria on our lunch hour.
- Provide a team of Guatemalans to carry our packages should we pick up a few things while at the Galleria.
oh Jen these are great wishes! I would also ask that said Guatemalans would bring us kolaches every morning and brush our hair
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