Crank Call

Little Boy: Hello?

Me: Oh...Hi. Umm...How old are you?

Little Boy: I'm going to be five next week. Mommy says I'm going to get a new bike.

Me: Well...I was going to do this joke where I ask for "Mike Hunt" and then you would...I don't suppose you know what "cunt" means?

Little Boy: No, but I can sound like a dinosaur - RAWWWRRRR!

Me: Hey...that's just great. This whole idea kinda got derailed. Bye kid.

Little Boy: Bye, you fucking cunt. [click]