Today's Random Thought by Harms

Reading our blog won't blow your mind, but it will fluff it for awhile.

Today's Random Thought by Harms

The mind is a terrible thing to waste. So is cocaine.

Today's Random Thought by Harms

Meat is yummy!

Today's Random Thought by Harms

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

Today's Random Thought by Harms

There's nothing you can do that can't be done. Having said that, there's a lot you can't do.

Today's Random Thought by Harms

The pen is mighter than the sword. But a guy with a sword through his chest can't use a pen.

Today's Random Thought by Harms

Actions speak louder than words. Unless of course, that action is sign language.

Today's Random Thought by Harms

Fly and be free. If you can't be free, be inexpensive; you're worth it.

Today's Random Thought by Harms

Good things come to those who wait. They come much sooner to those who steal them.

Today's Random Thought by Harms

A bird in the hand is worth however many diamonds I shoved in its ass.

Today's Random Thought by Harms

The grass is always greener on the other side. So go kill that guy and steal his grass.

Happy Friday Bitches!

Today's Random Thought by Harms

Whenever I see a kid in a wheelchair it makes me a little sad. Because I always think, "Gee, they could have used those same wheels to make a bike for a regular kid." What a waste.

Today's Random Thought by Harms

Some people see the glass as half empty. Others see it as half full. And me? I'm just wondering why Candice Bergen peed in my glass.