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anyboody want some free underwears? i got 9 mens large breefs. desent shape, no big holes, no skid marks. i didtn wear them hardly much and dont fit no more. my loose is you’re gain!











Wow. I do like the variety of underwear displayed. You have the leg-hugging shorts, lots of basic black (it’s always chic, a man’s version of the little black dress), and the velour couch-print speedo-style; but my favourite for sure are the beigey-pinky briefs. It doesn’t get any sexier than those. And no skid marks? How awesome is that? Cuz, when I want free underwears, skid marks are a dealbreaker. So are big holes, although I don’t mind a few small ones. One has to have standards when it comes to free underwears. I can’t just take just any free underwears from just anyboody. And best of all, their loose is my gain! How can anyoone pass up such a great offer?”

Yup, that about covers it. Unlike those leopard-print speedos.

and now on center stage...

Tyler makes his grand entrance looking boyishly handsome. His babyface makes him an unconvincing Army sergeant. Nevertheless he is working his camouflage banana hammock and combat boots. Cue the music and smoke machine. Tyler begins gyrating to "Single Ladies" by Beyonce, and the oil on his body makes him glisten in the laser lights.

Watch out ladies, he's got you in his sights as he shimmies over to collect his well earned $1. Don't faint now, his eyes are locked on you like a heat seeking missile. Even if you do faint, he would save you like they saved Private Ryan. He is unstoppable now putting on a full frontal assault to your face.

As he slinks back to his foxhole, the smoke slowly fades away and he leaves you in need of a medic.