Dreams really do come true

I knew Jesus died for more than our sins!

Settle Early: Don't Waste Your Time on Dreams

If we've learned anything from TLC it's, "Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls". Look what happened to Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes. She chased that waterfall right off a fucking cliff.

People will often tell you to follow your dreams. This is terrible advice. You will never achieve your dreams. Yes, it's true that I did. But let's face it; you're not me are you?

Setting your mind on something is not going to make it happen. You can do anything if you set your mind to it? This is one of the biggest lies since, "I won't cum in your mouth." and "I have that other kind of AIDS."

If you try to follow your fantasies you're going to waste a lot of time. I suggest that instead you do something every day that makes you happy, or at least distracts you from your miserable existence. Find a hobby. Mine is crushing the dreams of others.

Until next time, keep reaching for the stars. That should keep you busy.

Anything worth doing is worth doing well. And that includes nothing

Well March has come and gone and we couldn't be happier. Jen was super busy with proposals while I was filling in for "Burrito Hands" while we found her replacement. Alas, we did and things are getting back to normal. Well as normal as normal gets 'round here.

Although we were hard at work we still found time to have a little fun. Jen and I hosted a New Employee Meet & Greet at a local brewery. The time was spent throwing back some brewskies and catching up...and of course, adoring us. We took lots of great pics there and luckily the camera did not make it to the after party cause it got crazy! Between the shots of tequila, the cigars, Jen performing her rendition of Violent Femmes' Blister in the Sun and the wad of $1's I shoved down her pants, which she apparently peed on later in the evening, it was a good time had by all.

So it's Thursday, not quite the weekend but almost. Parkie and Tyler are out of the office today playing golf with clients, leaving Jen and I to entertain ourselves all day. This shouldn't be too hard. I mean just the other day we laughed our asses off in a conversation about a hat and a broom. Or laughed till will cried talking about "chocolate dream". Or thinking about how much better we would have been filling in for Blanche and Dorothy on Golden Girls.

The day is coming to a close and I am Jen's ride home today. I think a stop at Fajita Rita's might be in order. Till next time, we bid you adue or aboobaboo, whatevs.