Monday, August 24, 2009

Tagged

Random/Weird things about me:

1. I think beer goes pretty well with homemade chocolate chip cookies.

2. I'm left-handed. This may not seem like a big deal to you, but only 17% of the whole world's human population is left-handed. Just like Benjamin Franklin, Gandhi, da Vinci, and Aretha Franklin, to name a few, I, too, have a ridiculous amount of trouble buying left-handed scissors. Also, more than 2,500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products, which makes me an endangered species.

3. I've never seen any of the Star Wars. Or Monty Python. Or Casablanca. Or mostly any movies that you would assume everyone has seen, including classics from any year.

4. When I was little, I wanted to be a farmer. I really liked animals, and thought it'd be a lot of fun to take care of them all....but that eventually got boring, and then I found my true calling in life: I wanted to be a car-washer. I guess I just really liked playing with the hose.

5. I hate beets. And plain white rice. They're both really gross.

6. My knowledge of hockey is confined to the Disney movie The Mighty Ducks.

7. I know all the words to Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio.

8. My feet cramp up for no good reason and I have to pull my toes back to forcibly stretch out my foot muscles.

9. I insist that I will never be one of "those parents" who speaks in the third person to their children, but then I find myself speaking in the third person to my cat.

10. I'm pregnant with MJ's baby.