Girls Who Go Into the Bathroom Together
What the hell are you doing in there? Are you snorting something? Are you talking about dudes? Are you making out? Are you holding one another’s hair whilst vomit spews about? Christ. I’m sure this didn’t have anything to do with the five consecutive shots I watched you do at the bar.
I DON’T CARE. I have been drinking since 5:15; kindly hurry the fuck up so I can pee.
