Backstage Demands

We've decided that if we ever become stars (in some parallel dimension where the older you get, the more rock and roll you are), We will have our own special rider with the following things:

1. Ample champagne, duh.
2. A horse named Sprinkles to ride onstage with.
3. The only security guards allowed in backstage areas must be named Claude.
4. Manicurist/pedicurist/massage therapist.
5. A TV set up playing a continuous loop of the show 227
6. Zac Efron
7. 3 man slip-n-slide and 55 gallon drum of baby oil for obvious reasons.
8. Michael Bolton playing softly in the backround.
9. Magical fat and calorie-free Doritos.
10. …and soy milk and cookies for the band/our dance team/the rest of the a cappella group.

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