Girls Who Go Into the Bathroom Together
What the hell are you doing in there? Are you snorting something? Are you talking about dudes? Are you making out? Are you holding one another’s hair whilst vomit spews about? Christ. I’m sure this didn’t have anything to do with the five consecutive shots I watched you do at the bar.
I DON’T CARE. I have been drinking since 5:15; kindly hurry the fuck up so I can pee.
[not sure if you're a young man or young girl - the text on your blog was verrry difficult to read]. Nevertheless, git-off this whorizontal mazzze controlled by the LIAR, puh-leeze, and worship God so we can nekk in the Great Beyond?? I’m a pediatric/geriatric doctor; I don’t wanna lose you. Lemme wanna give you a ‘heads-up’ of the state of Heaven: you might not even be aware of this fact, but how in God’s-Holy-Name are celestial beings produced if we ex-mortals don’t make love and populate the stars??? Wouldn’t it be totally un #@!! believable to have sex in Heaven? To be 17 or 21 forever and make porno movies in a house as BIG as a city…?? you DEF-initely can if ya wanna: in Heaven, anything and everything is possible - exactly what I’m gonna do after riding 70ish miles to their mansion. Meet me Upstairs, girly, and I’ll be your faithfull, muscular, blue-eyed-servant with strong thighs (I am now, especially the ‘strong-thighs-part’); let’s have a BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy for many eons, fulla dancingNdrinking, lovingNtouchnNnurse‘n, deliciousNnutritious candyVajina, pleasureNtreasure-beyond-measure, plus orgasms4weeks or months or years... So, y’don’chu meet me Upstairs, miss gorgeous, and I’ll -DEFINITELY- honor you to be as one. I’m sooo look’n forward to it. God bless you.
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