My Jeffy Has Blue Balls

So its Tuesday, and we are still awesome (just in case y'all wanted to know). The day was quite the usual however our lunch involved a Jane Austen Book Club meeting and some good ole' fashion thievery. Whilst dining at Panera, I with my "chicken of the sea" and Jen with her "lettuce butts", we became captive audience to a table of ladies recaping the last book in the Twilight series. The one with the Captain Hook eyebrows had to be their leader. Our attention was quickly diverted back onto us, it was time for us to relish in our own awesomeness. We finished up our lunch and headed to the next episode over at Hobby Lobby.

Hobby Lobby must be where people that don't work go to during the day, its always busy. We needed 2 things: plastic plants and a picture frame. We found needed items and proceeded to the checkout line. We had both plants in our buggy, with the bigger one in front, she asked, "is this all?" as she scanned the large plant. I said no and handed her the frame not realizing that she had not scanned the smaller plant that was all Rosa Parks in the back of the buggy. "$71.64", she says and I hand her my card, Jen meanwhile is already out the door. I walk out after her now realizing what had happened....we were thieves, scum of the earth. Oh well life goes on, at least that's what Corky says.

Back at the ole' jalopy (aka work), we showed off our "booty" to the Grand Master (aka the boss) and went back to our perch, high above the rest, where we shall remain.....for eternity.