Bump-Its
Oh, hello there, girl with teased, hairsprayed, protruding cone-like mass atop her head. What are you hiding in there? A litter of baby mice? A baseball? More bronzer in case your face loses its shimmery tanned glow? Maybe a small snack for later after you’ve slammed back your cosmos and vodka cranberries? Or maybe it’s the plastic “Bump It” insert *as seen on TV!* that you bought from your local drug store—yes, they actually fucking make those. Or perhaps your head is just actually shaped like a cone.
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