Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Bearkat...get up off that starch

We just love our Bearkat. She is Asian and she likes food. She used to be down here on our floor but has since been moved up to our 10th floor...and thank fucking GOD! Bish makes eggs in the microwave every morning and they smell like farts. I don't care if she wants to eat farts but we don't. Nevertheless, we miss our Bearkat down here, we miss our kolachies. We miss her big butt and smile.

She just stopped by our desks to say hi, she was eating potato salad AND had a boxed lunch from Panera, again she likes food. She is on a diet and she refuses to give up starch...and soda...and sugar. We tell her, "Bearkat, don't eat that crap." She throws us MYOB suck-its.

Bearkat we love you just the way you are, stay cool...don't change.

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