Introducing...Dylan

It's Friday night @ Hunk-O-Mania and Dylan is making his stage debut. Opening night jitters have set in so he takes a Buttery Nipple shot with his bros backstage. Tyler is just finishing his set and making his way off stage. Its time.

Dylan steps out into a crowd of screaming fans, they have been anticipating his arrival, they have heard about his choreography. Its pizza they want, and pizza they shall get. But you won't find cheese pizza in his warming carrier, oh no ladies, Dylan brings the Meatlover.

Did anyone order a salami pizza? Cause Dylan's got your order ready. His red thong comes complete with a slice of pizza up front, for those women who buy by the slice. His fancy footwork impresses the crowd as he dances to Whitesnake's, Here I Go Again. And again, and again.

If Dylan doesn't get you sweating in 30 minutes or less...its free.