- The cop was hot. Like, at any moment I expected him to pull out a boom box and dance.
- I am capable of killing someone with my bare hands...or with a rock from my (dead) garden.
- Denim cut-off shorts and a wife beater instantly make you a candidate for Cops.
- Every family has one (you just don't want your neighbors to know).
- She makes "Tanya" look normal.
While most people were boozing to the tunes It's a Grand Ol' Flag, America the Beautiful, the Star Spangled Banner and other patriotic classics, my theme song for the day went a little something like this.
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