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Smart, young sucessful couple is looking for a attractive, short female who is under 4 feet tall. We enjoy being active and like to do things out doors. Boating, BBQing, camping, and anything fun. Must be athletic or at least willing to do atheletic things like gymnastics and poses. This will not be a sexual relationship, unless it leads to that in future. No major health problems, 420 friendly is a plus. Must like dogs and mexican hats. Please respond with pictures to get pictures! Hope to hear from your shortness soon!
My brain can’t parse the word “acrobactial”. I keep seeing antibacterial. “The Antibacterial Midgets” would be a terrible name for a band, though.
I think this came out of a conversation in which the couple sat down and said, “Are our friends diverse enough? Let’s see, we’ve got Mike — he’s gay AND African-American, so that covers two. Mindy is half-Asian — does that count? We’ll have to look for more Asian friends. Rafael is Hispanic, Sandeep is from India, and Björn is from Sweden. You know what we’re missing? A midget. Let’s put an ad on Craigslist looking for a midget friend/sex partner. Then we’ll officially be diverse and hip.”
I mean, let’s be honest here: who doesn’t need an athletic, weed-friendly, mexican-hat wearing midget in their lives? I know I do.
Just saw a candidate on the corner of Bissonnette and Kirby
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