Because my life is relatively drama free, except for the near death incident with Robert Redford, I will vicariously live through my sister. Ole Tommy Bahama is rearing his ugly head again. He's like Stefano on Days of Our Lives. Just when you think he blew up on Bo's boat Fancy Face, he shows up at the Horton family Christmas party. In this case, we thought Tommy Bahama blew up while in the tanning bed, and lo and behold he shows up on Facebook. I'm surprised he could type such horrible things as his fingers must be burnt to a crisp. This real life "Stefano" is sure to stir up drama at every turn.
My sister is like Marlena, minus the part when she's possessed. Stefano will always harbor deep feelings for Marlena, but he still wants to destroy her. One day they will end up stranded in a cabin in the woods, and she will have to tell him she had his love child who is now 37 years old, but really only 6 years has passed. And then "Stefano" would make a face like he's thinking really hard, and to be continued... will flash across the screen.
Until the day when the lighting is good and there is an on-set make up artist, Tommy Bahama is not allowed on set. He must stay holed up in the make shift gym he has created in his house. He will be muscular and tanned and will resemble George Hamilton, minus the mole... and so are the Days of Our Lives.
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