It gets a 6.5 from the Romanian judge

These two entries are both from the same metropolitan area:

student wants to learn doggi style
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I want to learn to do doggies with style…..and perhaps photography

My desperate hope that this was someone asking for instruction on pet grooming were dashed when I realized that this post came from the “Adult Gigs” section.

As does this:

private lap dancers wanted
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big breast and boobs a plus no exp. nessacary

This guy’s demanding — he wants a big breast AND boobs. I’m no slouch in the boobs department, but I don’t also have a big breast, so I guess I’m out. If the boobs don’t have to be big, we could set him up with these boobs. That might teach him to be a little more specific.