You are looking at a Bronze-Lady coffee table. The table itself is shaped as a naked lady made of bronze material, as seen in the pictures below. Face is covered with tape for protection. Glass is round and 1 inch thick. Overall wieght is 200 pounds. This piece is in excellent condition with no broken pieces. Looking for BEST OFFER OVER $1,500
Oh, I have questions, all right. How much time do you have? Because I have questions.
1. First of all — what the hell?
2. Why are there bottles of nail polish, a TV remote, some kind of videogame controller, and what looks like a jar of Noxema near this naked bronze lady’s ass?
3. Picture #2 — now I know what the view looks like when you’re giving someone a brazilian wax.
4. OMG, and an open container of vaseline. No really, look at picture 3.
5. While you’re looking at picture 3, please notice that the bronze lady is wearing a black sock — and WTF is the reflection of the face just above her foot?
6. What is that thing on her stomach?
7. Picture #7 — you couldn’t have cleared the crap off the table before taking pictures, could you? At least wipe up the cocaine residue, for heaven’s sake.
8. Picture #8 — WHY IS HER FACE COVERED IN TAPE? That’s really disturbing.
9. No, really — what the hell?
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