Friday, May 8, 2009

Your Pied Piper Has Arrived


Don't fight it. It's ok. He will lead you to the Air Castle where multi-colored sprites will besprinkle you with dream sparkles. You must be willing to wear the official Rainbow Clan loin cloth, and at the end of your stay you shall drink the Serum of Whimsy. Sure, the authorities will find your body in the woods, but don't be afraid. You will hitch a ride on the moon where you will circle the earth for all eternity. Now follow the soothing sound of his flute, and you shall be free.

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