These entries deal with a particular fetish that might strike some as odd, but a search reveals that this is a pretty common request on Craigslist. I’m not posting them because I think the fetish is weird; I’m posting them because they’re textbook examples of how not to post fetish requests. Carry on.
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Hello, are you a mom who is making too much milk? I know it can be very painful if it’s not released. I would love to assist you in that process. I’ve had a fetish for breast milk for a long time. Looking to help a lactating mother out,. Can be strickly a relief thing and nothing more. Or if your interested in persuing a more romantic and naughty arrangement that is acceptible too but seeking to help you relieve your stress. I’m a 41 year old male. Very safe, clean and discreet. If you could use the help and looking for someone who would relish the opportunity to assist you then drop me a line. Have a great day
What amuses me about this one is the philanthropic approach. “I know this can be a problem for you, so I will give of myself to help YOU out. Oh, by the way, I have a lactating fetish, but this isn’t about me, it’s about YOU.”
And then there’s this guy:
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ok im a freak or whatever you want to call me but i really want to sucle milk from the boosum please let me i will do what ever you want to thank you for such an honor
So it’s a sad testament to society that this guy has to begin his ad that way, but the lack of punctuation, capitalization, grammar, and creative spelling of suckle and bosom are an even sadder testament.
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